However you feel about weight loss it’s probably something we all attempt to do at some point in our lives and everyone is always looking for the easy option.
I wouldn’t say I have struggled with my weight as that would be an over-exaggeration, but when you bulimic sister blames you for her condition because you put on weight as a teenager you do become a little bit conscious of it. So when I saw the photos that came back from our pre-wedding photo shoot I wasn’t entirely happy with how I looked and decided to lose some weight for the wedding (this does not make me evil).
I managed to lose almost a stone and seemed to become some sort of oracle for other women trying to lose weight. They look at me with hopeful eyes as they ask ‘how did you do it’ waiting for me to share my amazing weight loss secret with them. I beckon them closer, tell them that it was really strange but all I did was two things.
Eat less and move more!!
Yup sorry people if you want to lose weight you are gonna have to stop eating so much and do more exercise. Simple as that.
Unless you want to undergo major surgery you need to put down the cake and get you arse to the gym as there is no ‘weird tip’ that doesn’t essentially boil down to the above.
So Facebook advertisers when I see your stupid weight loss adverts in my timeline just because I’m a woman please know that I’m sat here with my middle finger erect at the screen and I’m calling you a bunch of knobbers.