You know what they say about men with big cars

They drive like assholes!

Yesterday two Audi drivers nearly drove into my little Polo because they have no sense of lane discipline. On a dual carriageway you have to pick a lane you twonk. Not that I’m surprised they have no sense of space or direction, they can’t even navigate round their steering wheel to find the bloody indicators.

It’s these same knobbers who think that they can take up two parking spaces in car parks. ‘oh my car is toooooooooo nice to be anywhere near your cheap small cars’. If you park like this I ‘m gonna park within six inches of your drivers side door and go for a nice long leisurely walk round Tesco and hope you impale your knackers on the gear stick as you try to get into the drivers seat without damaging your precious paint job.

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