Christmas shopping can be a bloody nightmare and in an effort to escape the throngs of idiots that seem to pack our streets many people have chosen to do their shopping online. Just a few clicks and done, easy right? Well up until the point you find out which bunch of plonkers are going to be delivering it.
How many times have you sat at home all day waiting for a delivery, not going to the loo just in case they turn up. Only to go to the front door and see that innocent piece of card that will very soon cause you to be a danger to anyone in punching distance.
‘we are sorry you weren’t in when we tried to deliver your parcel‘
YES I WAS!!!!!!!!!!
What do they use to knock the door with a feather? Do they think we are psychic and just know they are at the door. I mean FFS the person spec for a delivery driver is pretty based on 2 things.
1 the abilty to drive
2 knowing how to operate a door knocker
So no I shall not be using the internet for fear of becoming a proxy customer of shittylink or parcelfarce, the latter of which thought and appropriate safe place for a delivery was a neighbours bin but didn’t bother to inform they had out it there. Thanks wankers.
The only deliver service you can rely on at Christmas is Santa.