Today’s minor irritations include
The man look – why are men seemingly incapable of using their eyes to find anything except questionable content on the internet. Boys, if you value you life (or at least your ability to reproduce) you better actually open that drawer and look for those keys, pen, shorts, remote etc before you risk life and limb asking me to do it for you.
Cyclists – no helmet, no lights, no insurance, no road tax, no licence,no indicators, riding the wrong way up a one way street, through the red lights, hop on the pavement and you look at me like I’m a danger on the road.
Miserable bridal models – yes I can just imagine the bridal designers thought process ‘this year’s collection is inspired by the high divorce rate, you can tell by the model whose face looks like a smacked arse’. You are selling the dream of the happiest day of someone’s life, fucking SMILE.
Xmas lists – what I want for xmas; A house, a car, a pair of Louboutins, a dress by Dana Bolton, a holiday, some Magpie Vintage jewellery. What people can afford to get me; something in the Boots 3 for 2 offer. So don’t ask me what I want for xmas, surprise me, a girl can never have enough body butter.