Fringe rage – so I get a fringe cut and my husband hates it. I mean he is constantly moaning about this fringe. So I get it cut and now the damn thing is poking me in the eye. So I have sore eyes, red, bloodshot eyes and stupid looking hair.
Trolley rage – if you steal a trolley from a supermarket and dump it in the street, you are a chav.
Road rage – why do people buy fast cars and drive them like they are motor scooters? Either put your foot down or get out of my way jack ass.
Twitter rage – wondering why I follow people who are annoying/spammy/rude etc. Then realised that my twitter feed is a dictatorship and not a democracy and that what the unfollow button is there for.
X-factor rage- it’s just the most stupid show in the world. Ever!